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Brawla Cruise Memories on 2.5 hours of sleep, 47 gallons of alcohol, and 28 Red Bulls.

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Brawla Cruise Memories on 2.5 hours of sleep, 47 gallons of alcohol, and 28 Red Bulls.

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Brawla Cruise Memories on 2.5 hours of sleep, 47 gallons of alcohol, and 28 Red Bulls.

Just got back from a 3 ½ day stint with 8 Brawlaz on a Cruise… Kind of like Snakes on a Plane, but without the plane (yes, we did have snakes. Cobras to be more exact - more details to come on that)

Whew!!!!! How many ways can you freaking say "FUN!!!!"
I’m just now sobering up… I don’t think I’ve ever been drunk for that many consecutive hours, but, hey… first time for everything, right!!!
I’ll give more details in the morning once I’ve had some sleep, but highlights:

* We won the “Family Feud”
* Learned Whaxie is a better singer than 100% of those American Idol fools (she totally brought that whole place to their feet at karaoke!!!)
* People dance when I sing Footloose (haha)
* I, once again, did the Worm for about 2,000 people
* I also showed off my mad krumping skills for another 1,500 or so (ugh)
* Hacker and I did the Macarena with a hot bartender for the entire dining room (another 1,000 or so)

By the 2nd day, EVERYONE knew we were the Brawlarina’s from Phoenix. You would hear random "Brawlaz Whoop Whoop" as the 8 of us stomped past.


Sufferer of silly-girl-retardation syndrome (e.g. stupid things I did)
* Fell down the stairs head first (I will post pictures of this one)
* Hit my head on the jewelry shelf and knocked the whole display down.
* Stole all of the Do Not Disturb signs off of everyone’s door on my floor – and got caught.
* Tackled a guy off of C-Dukt!ve and hurt his pride
* Sang “Stacey’s Mom” at karaoke
* Said to the Guest Relations guy multiple times "How do like me Meow - Chicken Fucker?" (in Super Trooper fashion)
* I fell out of the bathroom and into the desk - taking everything with me - while butt naked of course!

There is plenty more. I took 257 pictures on my camera and everyone else’s count rivals mine. So once I take a peek at those, I will remember more; or, others will remind me of the crazy shit I did while I was there… I know I am missing lots of highlights for now.

Goin to bed suckaz…
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